Some years back, I produced this for alt.fairs.renaissance.
Hmmmm....
I didn't know there was any such thing as a Regency Faire. I can see
it in my mind's eye even now....
The Prince Regent opens the Faire, and there's a running plot about his
mad father running around telling everyone that he's Samuel Richardson,
the "true author" of all those books supposedly written by Jane Austen
(who, after all, was a woman, and consequently illiterate). At opening
ceremonies, Napoleon appears, and challenges William Pitt to a duel
with pistols, but the Prince insists that the quarrel instead be
decided by a game of Living Nine-Men's Morris. During the game,
Jonathan Swift (fighting for Napoleon because he's Irish) cheats, but
is defeated by a visiting Natty Bumppo. This annoys everyone so much
that the duel is held after all, with cap-and-nipple pistols (which
every Renaissance Faire is already well equipped with), but when
Napoleon brings out a Puckle gun (represented by a Gatling gun, because
it's almost the same thing), the Prince tears off his mask, revealing
himself to be none other than George Washington. Hijinks ensue, and at
the end of the day, everyone goes off to the Pub to sing "Just Before
the Battle, Mother", "Aura Lee", and a fugal arrangement blending "My
Country, 'Tis of Thee" with "God Save the King".
--
John W Kennedy
"Those in the seat of power oft forget their failings and seek only the
obeisance of others! Thus is bad government born! Hold in your heart
that you and the people are one, human beings all, and good government
shall arise of its own accord! Such is the path of virtue!"
-- Kazuo Koike. "Lone Wolf and Cub: Thirteen Strings" (tr. Dana Lewis)