Post by DavidAnd actually quite enjoyed it. I had read loads of bad reviews and was
expecting a total disaster, but far from it I thought. Some of it
didn't work and I didn't like the whole 'Woads' thing, but I liked the
nowhere near as dour as people have been saying. The knights were good
also - sort of a Wild Bunch/Seven Samurai theme - and the battle
scenes well done (though I doubt Badon really happened like that!)
I admit that having a roman villa north of Hadrian's Wall was a bit
odd, as was having Saxons invading from the north, but never mind.
They got things like Pelagius and Bishop Germanus in there, which I
was quite impressed by. So overall a thumbs-up really.
What does anyone else think??
Well...from what I'd read I was expecting something really bad, but it was
OK, I suppose. The trouble is that when you try to make a film about the
'historical' King Arthur, you have to miss a lot of the good bits of the
story out! Some of the reviews I've read blamed the 'Dark Age setting', for
the story being rather thin, but as anyone who has read any recent Arthurian
novels knows there are plenty of authors (Bernard Cornwell, Helen Hollick,
Rosemary Sutfcliff etc etc) making good use of a 5th Century setting to
write stories far more interesting than the film was! OK, they included
various bits from Arthurian tales and varying degrees of myth and magic, but
if it improves the plot, why not? If Arthur did exist he probably was a
rather dull man who did nothing but fight a load of battles and get drunk,
but is that any reason to make a film about it? Those myth makers
embellished for a reason, you know!
(I ought to admit at this point that I'm a girl, and I don't like films
where nothing much happens except a lot of fighting. Gladiator left me
cold. The final battles in Lord of the Rings nearly sent me to sleep.
Troy? Where were all the good bits? Where was the romance? Where was
Cassandra?)
After seeing the film I couldn't help feeling rather sorry for the film
makers who were obviously trying to present an 'historical' picture, but
then, of course, failed miserably. And of course they had to fail - even if
you stuck to one theory down to the tiniest detail, got all the armour right
and managed to film it so you couldn't see the stirrups, there would still
be plenty of people telling you you were completely wrong! It struck me
that they were trying to be too faithful to not one, but all the ideas about
an historical Arthur. "Arthur is Lucius Artorius Castus who led a bunch of
Sarmatian warriors near Hadrian's wall in the 2nd Century. But Arthur
fought the Saxons, so we'll have to move it forward to the 5th century. Now
what Saxons can he fight? How about Cerdic and Cynric, they were around at
roughly the right time. Arthur is up at Hadrian's wall so they'll have to
invade through Scotland..."
I don't think that Cerdic and Cynric's names were ever actually mentioned in
the film but you can see them on the credits. It's a bit of a stretch of
the imagination for someone like me, watching the film in a cinema a stone's
throw from Southampton Water, to believe the legendary founders of Wessex
came in via Scotland. Maybe the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle didn't like to
mention they took the scenic route...but I'm being unfair, it can't be the
same Cerdic and Cynric because Arthur killed them before Cynric had a chance
to invade Salisbury. It must have been a completely different Cerdic and
Cynric.
I would have preferred a film that at least stuck to one time period, and
didn't try to transplant a Roman cavalry unit 3 centuries into the future.
What were Roman cavalry still doing at the Wall in the 460s? If they were
going to do a film about Lucius Artorius Castus, I wish they had had the
guts to really do it - show him fighting battles this particular historical
figure might have actually fought, against the Picts, and don't even try to
turn him into a king. That would have been something new and original and
worth seeing (assuming someone came up with a good story to go with it...)
Or they could have done the 5th century version. But don't do both!
And Woads? Whose bright idea was that? When they were riding through a
thick forest and someone shouted "Woads!" was I the only one who wanted to
shout back "No, just a couple of bridle tracks!"
From Catherine
(Who is going to read Bernard Cornwell's trilogy again and appreciate it a
bit more than I did the first time. But I'm still going to skip the
fights.)