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King Arthur was a CANNIBAL!!!
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Lucas J. Riesau
2007-05-11 08:22:09 UTC
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King Arthur was, in fact, a cannibal king, who
used to kill, butcher and eat his enemies, but also
his personal "human livestock".

When King Arthur's men had captured enemy soldiers,
some of them were not killed at once. They were
brought to the king, their clothes removed and
King Arthur used Excalibur - it truly was a giant
butcher knife - to cut off the penises and the
testicles of the enemy soldiers!

Then, before the eyes of the dying soldiers, King
Arthur cooked and ate their genitals, greatly
enjoying the taste, but also the horror in their
faces!

After being satiated, King Arthur butchered the
bodies of his enemies and feasted on their flesh
together with his knights - to absorb the powers
of the enemy through their flesh, making his men
even stronger.

For times of peace, King Arthur had some human
livestock, usually the children of enemy nations,
raised and bred to be meat. King Arthur always
butchered his human livestock himself, always
using Excalibur. He always removed the genitals
of his livestock first using Excalibur - the dicks
and balls of male and the tits and pussies of
female human livestock and then he ate them,
before he butchered the humans for the feast.

The cannibal feasts at Camelot are legendary
and King Arthur was a true cannibal king and
the legends say, that eating so much human
meat made him immortal and he is still
waiting in Avalon to return one day to start
the feasts again...
Azure
2007-05-13 07:32:40 UTC
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Post by Lucas J. Riesau
King Arthur was, in fact, a cannibal king, who
used to kill, butcher and eat his enemies, but also
his personal "human livestock".
Lotus, was the guy who was covered with Blue Signs carried a Head under
his arm everywhere he went, and would get drunk blood of his enemies.
The Guy St. Patrick "Escaped From".
But NO, they did not rare and eat captives.
They Eat the Enemy.
Nice, Healthy, Fresh, Prime, Meat.
Besides you can extract the Elixir of Life from them.
j***@gmail.com
2007-05-21 12:36:59 UTC
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Post by Lucas J. Riesau
King Arthur was, in fact, a cannibal king, who
used to kill, butcher and eat his enemies, but also
his personal "human livestock".
Wooohooo. Jamba noob Lucas! You have really enlightened my view on
this legend. I have read over 50 books on Arthur but this is a really
new one! Guess you should publish a book about this! will be a great
read!!! Wooohoo, Jamba

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